Forgotten

I totally forgot about this little blog of mine.  Time for me to get busy and posting here :)  See you all soon

Oppps

For crying out loud...I totally forgot about this blog.  How do you forget about your own blog??   If I wouldn't have spotted it on EC under my linked blogs it would still be forgotten.  I swear I am going brain dead with age.

Hopefully I won't forget about this blog again, as I really did want to be active here, when it was first created, and cooking is something that I love and do every single day...day in..day out.   I also enjoy baking.  In fact today I made my husband my cream puffs that he adores,  It was a special treat for him, because he has been so very helpful for the past couple of days.

So, I am back and hopefully will be filling this blog with useful posts very soon :)

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Good Kitchen Smells Without Cooking

Here's a hint taken from Heloise:

If you don't have the time to bake all day in your kitchen, create an inviting smell instead by putting a few drops of cinnamon, anise, orange or peppermint oil on a cotton ball and put it on the inside of the cardboard tube of the paper towel roll or dab on a dried-flower arrangement. Simmer a small pot of water and add a drop of the essential oil that matches the mood you want to create.

Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help
cope with the stress that builds during the day.
BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken
with a cup of spinach
cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream
with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"